THE READING FESTIVAL HUSTLE
Step 1. Hang around outside Tesco and kindly ask people if you can take a snippet of their bands(the bit that hangs off)Step 2. Buy a can of pop to make the metal ring(for this year, rubicon was the closest colour to the official ring)
Step 3. Sew six offcuts together making sure that they are strong enough by yanking on them.
Step 4. Cut a strip from the can and carefully wrap it around the band, then finnish off by jamming it together using a housekey.
Step 5. Confidently walk into the festival and make sure to smile at security.
CRAZYLEGS IN BRISTOL
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